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5 Web Design Tips For Top Affiliates

admin — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:54:24 +0000

1. Have a “click here” for every affiliate link on your site. It is good to actually tell visitors what to do, so there is no confusion.

2. Give visitors what they want, good quality content and lots of it. Articles, tips, newsletter archives and details of each product or service on your site is always a welcome to the visitors.

3. Choose the graphics carefully. Lots of graphics slow sites down and your affiliate goal is to get your visitor to click your affiliate link. If your web site takes a long time to load your visitor may just leave and not even get a chance to click your affiliate link.

4. Use a simple layout with a prominent, easy to find link to each major page on your site.

5. If you offer a newsletter, make it very easy for people to sign up by having subscribe details on every page of your site.

How To Touch A Girl

admin — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 05:20:12 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8CTPWFv34s

JoJo, Thanks for the tips!

How To Know Whether A Man Is A Virgin

admin — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 09:46:19 +0000

A very ‘straight and honest’ girl is going to Kuala Lumpur. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice.

Daughter, when you’re in KL and if you’re looking for a match there, you must take note of the following the requirements Mother set for you.

You must find a man that is ‘faithful’, not ‘spendthrift’ and must be a virgin’. With these advice from her mother, t he girl went to Town. After some months later, she came home to her kampung to get her mother’s blessings to marry.

“Mother, I’ve met my match following your instructions. My future husband is faithful because when we went out for a holiday one day, he took care of me specifically even though there were so many prettier girls around”. Isn’t that being faithful?”.

Her mother nodded in agreement.

“Then, since the day was getting late in the night and rain was pouring, my boyfriend decided that we stay the night at a hotel. He also suggested that! in order not to spend too much, we shared one room only”. “Isn’t he not spendthrift guy?”

For the second time her mother nodded her head in agreement, but with a little concern.

“And finally mum…, I know he is a virgin”.

“How did you know he is still a virgin?” The mother asked with repetition.

“MMM…his ‘that one’ is still New……wrapped up in plastic, mum!”

Naranjan Electronics' Pricelist May 2008

admin — Sat, 31 May 2008 07:14:09 +0000

Went to Naranjan Electronics at 154 Race Course Rd. Imraneo wanted to check the price of the Sony Ericsson phone for his wife. Prices are quite cheap but they are all imports stuff so no warranty given and no refund after leaving the place. Nokia N95 8GB cost around $800 – $820 while Apple iPhone 16GB cost $880. Wondering how much the Singtel 3G iPhone will cost?

*Credits Imraneo.

Michelle Chia’s White Underpants!

admin — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:17:52 +0000

The sexy Michelle Chia (photo from TNP).

Michelle Chia accidentally exposed her ‘granny pants’ during the Countdown 2008 party at VivoCity. A sick Chee Ko Pek had spread a slow-motion video clip of the slip-up all over the internet!

Michelle Chia’s ‘granny pants’ photo (photo from TNP).